Typical family from the Self-Pity City
Christmas time, Heroine and wine, Kids indulging in petty crime, Your mum is a smack head, Your dad is a tool, A typical family from Liverpool...
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United